The Official Lucha Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about luchas, REAL LUCHAS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Joel B. and I can't stop thinking about Luchas.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Luchas are mammals.

2.    Luchas climb high shit ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Lucha is to flip out and pin people.

Weapons and gear:

Lucha Mask                   Lucha Boots   

Lucha Outfit

Testimonial:

Luchas can pin anyone they want!  Luchas dropkick heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this lucha who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the lucha pinned the whole town.  My friend Ryan Murray said that he saw a lucha totally dropkick some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that luchas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will dropkick your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Luchas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Luchas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start gymnastics next year.  I love luchas with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about luchas?

A: Luchas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, luchas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that luchas are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, luchas can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do luchas do when they're not pinning people or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they dropkick.  (Ask Ryan Murray if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Ryan Murray showing off.

He wears no pants and eats the pussy,

which is bragable.